Friday, August 12, 2005

Minty Fresh

Jason. For you. About 20 years ago the McClains attended the wedding of Melanie Lowery in Searcy, Arkansas. The reception was held at the Lowery's beautiful home on Country Club Drive. We knew very few people at the reception and therefore gravitated to a quiet out of the way room and visited among ourselves. I noticed a crystal bowl filled with "mints" and decided to help myself. In typical fashion, I grabbed a handful and threw them down like peanuts. (In polite company I would have nibbled on one mint for about 5 minutes.) The taste was rather strong and pungent, but I decided it was some exotic flavor enjoyed only by the rich and/or initiated. The longer I chewed, the larger the bolus became, so much so that I could barely contain it all. I finally decided that anything tasting that bad/badly? couldn't be good for me and discreetly disposed of it. I later learned: 1.The "mints" were room deodorizers 2. Almost the entire McClain Clan, unbeknownst to each other, had sampled the "mints". Must be in the genes. Look before you leap and check for rocks before you logroll down the hill come to mind. "Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream." Gilbert and Sullivan

4 Comments:

Blogger wiebke said...

Oh, Dr. McClain! Even though I have heard this story before, I laughed as hard as the first. Truly original. You McClain's always have out your candy dishes. Jason always leaves in a sugar coma when he visits Jennie and Lori

6:56 PM  
Blogger Aunt Eliz said...

Thanks for sharing Doc. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

7:02 AM  
Blogger rebstar said...

LOUD giggle... :)

i, too, had heard this story, but it was the best i've ever heard it told--and straight from you, no less!! :)

i'm so happy you're posting again, dear dr. mcclain. :)

10:17 AM  
Blogger BaalShemTov said...

I am sorry that I have not been in the blogosphere and caught your story until now. Thanks. I think that I have heard half of that story whilst I was having my own conversation in a noisy room. At any rate, I did not remember the story even close to correct, especially the part about all the McClains eating the mints. It made me laugh all over again anyway. Thanks, if i have any funny ones I'll send them your way. I would like to hear stories about MED School and growing up. They don't have to be funny or tragic in some way. Just throw out your 'films about ghosts' (memories), I'd love to read.
Jason BIrd

7:32 PM  

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